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Zoom I banged the condom because the li’l people told me to. do-it-kid: mder: junkyardkid: theblast: failurebydsgn: [Pic from Carl]I ran naked with a pickle bcos I have amazing boobs. :( I ran naked with a ninja because I am a pimp and you’re jealous. I raped Santa Claus because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. I didn’t know I have a thing for bears. I stabbed your dealer because that’s how I roll. :)) I KILLED A BOWL OF CEREAL BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL.

I banged the condom because the li’l people told me to.

do-it-kid:

mder:

junkyardkid:

theblast:

failurebydsgn:

[Pic from Carl]
I ran naked with a pickle bcos I have amazing boobs. :(

I ran naked with a ninja because I am a pimp and you’re jealous.

I raped Santa Claus because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.

I didn’t know I have a thing for bears.

I stabbed your dealer because that’s how I roll. :))

I KILLED A BOWL OF CEREAL BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL.

Source: failurebydsgn
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  1. katchoo reblogged this from do-it-kid and added:
    I banged the condom because the li’l people told me to. do-it-kid:
  2. miguelomania reblogged this from itskayemiranda and added:
    I never do these stuff but mine just got me ROFL: I ate out a prostitute because that’s how I roll.
  3. itskayemiranda reblogged this from failurebydsgn and added:
    the Kool-Aid man because...AMAZING boobs! True that. LOL
  4. sweeetkamote reblogged this from failurebydsgn and added:
    ATE OUT A FRENCH FRY BECAUSE I’M A PIMP AND YOU’RE JEALOUS.
  5. nthdoctor reblogged this from wildquaker and added:
    I raped a french fry because that’s how I roll. ;D
  6. capreeh reblogged this from failurebydsgn and added:
    had to. Yep. Better safe than sorry.
  7. do-it-kid reblogged this from roymichael and added:
    I KILLED A BOWL OF CEREAL BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL.
  8. wildquaker reblogged this from junkyardkid and added:
    I stabbed a bisexual, because I love marijuana. (I don’t even smoke that shit.)
  9. roymichael reblogged this from junkyardkid and added:
    I stabbed your dealer because that’s how I roll. :))
  10. olliemaxwell reblogged this from failurebydsgn and added:
    bisexual because I’m gay
  11. marciplayground reblogged this from failurebydsgn and added:
    crackhead because...love marijuana. :D
  12. failurebydsgn posted this